Come all ye faithless

Let’s gas all the chickens
and stamp on their eggs

Let’s lynch all the cows
and piss in their milk

Let’s poison the pigs
and squidge all their brains

Let’s skull-crush the sheep
and choke all their lambs

Let’s flame-throw the turkeys
and turn them to dust

Let’s fuck all the goats
and graft back their horns.

Tomorrow we’ll feast
on chana masala
and wild berry pie

Come all ye faithless
join the Vegan Crusade.