Cuckoo

Don’t worry old man, I’m your new best mate

let’s have a few drinks, a stroll in the park

sleep at your house, just till I’m straight.

Don’t worry old man, I’m your new best mate

let’s have a few drinks, a stroll in the park

sleep at your house, just till I’m straight.

One chair and a bed, it’s all pretty stark

stains on the mattress, bugs on the wall

sleeps with the light on, afraid of the dark

After doing my bit, at his beck and call

invite all the boys round, just for the day

shake up the old git, make sure he plays ball

Nice gaff you got here, should make it pay

couple of hoes, a few bags of powder

sweeten our lives, get cash everyday

The old man complains, the music gets louder.

He can be a dead cunt, if it makes him feel prouder.